We know, money doesn’t grow on trees. Which is why Mummie Plants exist. Mummie Plants are office plants with a difference – they require zero maintenance. Meaning once you buy them, that’s it. They’ll never cost you another cent.
Mummie Plants are true business plants, engineered for life indoors, created so as not to depend on expert care for survival. They are 100% natural plants, harvested and preserved in their prime to look their best for you at all times. You’d be forgiven for mistaking them for ordinary plants; they look, and feel, the same (or better). But, unlike regular plants, they have an extraordinary ability to save you costs:
Ordinary plants become Mummie Plants by replacing all their water content with a natural preservation fluid, glycerine. From the moment that freshness is locked-in, the leaves and stems of Mummie Plants never need water again to sustain a healthy glow. Roots are redundant, so Mummie Plants do without them. Meaning you never need worry about ruining a plant by over/underwatering it. And you’ll reduce your Water Rates bill.
Most regular plants need fertiliser to stimulate new growth and stay healthy. This is best left to experts, but it will cost you. Mummie Plants, on the other hand, have freshness sealed in they day they are preserved. They are harvested at their ideal growth phase and will grow no further. Saving you issues with soil quality and fertiliser bills.
Mummie Plants cause you none of the ‘growing pains’ associated with ordinary plants. You’ll never risk off-putting visitors with plants that have a ‘just out of bed’ look or feel under siege from plants that overgrow their boundaries. Say goodbye to pruning hassles and costs.
Even the best-behaved regular plants require some tidying up after them. Ordinary leaves follow a natural cycle, meaning they will wilt and fall at some stage to make way for new growth. Mummie Plants’ leaves are different. They are designed to stay put, saving you having to pay someone to spruce and sweep them up.
Soil only contains so much nutrition and sooner or later a regular plant will exhaust it. Incorrect watering/fertilsing will accelerate the problem. Once a plant’s soil has started to become a liability it will need to be replaced. Mummie Plants live on glycerine alone; they need no other nourishment. Their planters don’t even contain soil. So, farewell to the complications of repotting.
6. Pest Control
Regular indoor plants are attractive real estate for all manner of insects, providing a roof over their heads that they can eat! Inadequately drained soil is also a magnet for many critters. Some, like fruit flies, mites and gnats can be particularly annoying, infesting entire office floors and giving staff the itch. Mummie Plants don’t need soil and are inedible for pests meaning you’ll never need to order the bug sprayers in.
7. Nursing Fees
Even the hardiest of regular plants are vulnerable to immune system weaknesses and illness. Nursing a sick plant back to vibrant health can be a lengthy and costly process. Mummie Plants, though 100% natural, are not subject to any natural ailments. Their preservation fluid, rootless trunks and lack of need for soil combine to provide fantastic health insurance. Saving you medical bills.
Plants have a morale-lifting effect on the majority of people. But there are some of us that cannot bear to share space with regular plants due to hayfever and allergies. Others can be sensitive to pesticides and fall ill after sprayings. Pollen-and-pest-free Mummie Plants let all your team enjoy the positive impacts of indoor greenery without ever putting their health at risk.
Mummie Plants are a one-off purchase with no unexpected extras. No monthly maintenance bills means no extra work for your Accounts team. And the paper saved may save some trees as a bonus!
10. Negative Impressions
Most businesses invest in office plants to make a statement. Of aspiration, confidence, modernity, strength… Sick or unkempt or just plain boring plants send out an entirely different message. Mummie Plants, with their exotic origins and vibrant good looks are guaranteed to make a lasting positive impression, keeping your image intact.